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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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Anonymous asked: Let's get married and have tons of sex.
I’ll take option B ;)